Touch of Sarcasm

Whee! I've finally gotten back my pre-uni weight! Wait...no! I've exceeded it! Shall not publicize this proud number, it's kinda sensitive. So much for trying to exercise and attempting to keep it down. The layer of fats just shouts "This Is SPARTA!!" and come right back. What strong determination it has; we should all learn from it. Anybody who wants to be inspired by this perseverance can come talk to my belly; that's where the most elite are housed.

So on to the next topic, exams! Well, it's like so around the corner that I'm totally filled with anticipation and anxiety. Just can't wait till the day I show off my intellect and prowess and watch all the glum faces around me as I continue to scribble whatever you would call correct answers on the booklet. And bask in the glory when I balance the balance sheets and formulate strategies just like a lawyer and determine which projects give me more returns and regurgitate everything I remember about how important IT is in the business world.

Oh great! I just remembered, 2 more quizzes till then that's so going to set me further apart from the cohort. Oh, and 2 oral assessments to give me the easiest 2 AUs ever. Just 6 more minutes of presentations to clear one module! (excluding the EXTREMELY short time I need to prepare for them)

Darn, after this one month, things are going to get boring already. What is there to do if there are no lessons and quizzes and tests and 830s? Life is looking bleak....

It's a very very mad world