Why I Like To Tell Jokes And Be Funny

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Mark Twain

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Mark Twain

See, so many people approve of me being funny. Yay! ok, i'm lame, but i'm healthy and i'm dangerous. (u know, the weapon?) LOL

bye.

Incredible but True

Been doing nothing for so long that i chanced upon all these information. really interesting...i simply love them.
Most fatal car accidents happen on a Saturday.
China produces 278,564,356,980 eggs per year.
All hospitals in Singapore use Pampers diapers.
No one seems to know why people blush.
Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.
According to ceremonial customs of Orthodox Judaism, it is officially sundown when you cannot tell the difference between a black thread and a red thread.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Most giraffes are bisexual.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
He who hesitates is probably right.
The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.
Windmills always turn counter-clockwise--except for the windmills in Ireland.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
I think that's all for now. maybe next time i see some more then post.
adios

My character

went arnd to find out wat kind of person I am, according to my nature. (capricorn and blood A)
maybe that's why I'm such a good listener at times and cherish my brothers so dearly...a little bhb but who cares..haha
"Obedient, Careful, Sympathetic, Self-Sacrificing, Polite, Honest, Loyal, Emotional, Introverted & Nervous.
Are reserved calm and even tempered. Sensitive to public opinion. May be Introverted, shy and nervous or ill at ease with others. May be Pessimistic. Value relationships and are loyal. Hesitant to change. Nature lovers and dislike crowds - need a private place or secret hideaway. Can be indecisive. Good at team work and obey rules.
Dislike to touch or be touched by others."
got that from the net...sounds quite true in fact. so pple, tell me if u see me displaying these traits...testing it out.
haowen told me to write something more meaningful, so here it is.
Search others for their virtues, and thyself for thy vices. --- Thomas Fuller
bye bye.